AKPORS GOES TO SUPERMARKET

pos goes to a store forgroceries. He finds cat food at avery special low price. He buysa dozen cans of cat food. Themanager sees this and thinksthat Akpos probably doesn’town a cat and he might givethe cat food to his children. Hegoes to Akpos and ask him tobring the cat as proof for himto buy the cat food. Akpos goesand bring his cat and themanager lets him buy thedozen cans.A few days later Akpos findsdog food at a low lower price.He buys a dozen cans of dogfood. Again the manager wantsproof that he owns the dog.Akpos goes to get his dog andthe manager lets him buy.A few days later Akpos goes tothe store carrying a bag. He askthe manager to put his hand inthe bag and feel what is inside.After feeling what’s in the bagthe manager says, “What thef**k? What is this? Is this poo?”Akpos nodded and replied, “YesI wanted to buy toilet paperand I don’t want you to sendme back for proof again.

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